B is for...


I have many. 

It's a fact, from very early on, my intention was to have 6 babies, no husband and drive a Mercedes station wagon. It was a scandalous proposition for a pre-teen because everyone in the "know" knew I had planned for those babies to all be biologically mine. The Mercedes was more a symbol of autonomy and abundance while my parent's marriage gave me no real incentive to engage in that

But look at me now! Five kids. Divorced. And a mini-van later...I'd say I'm well on my way!

I LOVE my life! 

...and, as an aside, an FJ Cruiser is more to my liking now. 

Hmm...that shirt kinda makes me look pregnant.